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irisblasi: “Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?” Top Ten Bookstore Pick-Up Lines. Once an old guy suffering from “depression” (aka dirty ol’ manness) asked for a hug, and felt me up in the self help section when I worked at B&N… Ha. Guess he helped himself.

irisblasi:

“Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?”

Top Ten Bookstore Pick-Up Lines.

Once an old guy suffering from “depression” (aka dirty ol’ manness) asked for a hug, and felt me up in the self help section when I worked at B&N… Ha. Guess he helped himself.

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